Your name is now TRISH SALAZAR. It seems like a very foggy day outside, as the sky’s colours begin to match very coordinatingly with everything around you, which is your bland room filled with equally bland items.

You find monotonously themed objects to be aesthetically pleasing to your eyes, though it is not that you have anything against things that aren’t. This preference also affects your attention toward animals. You have a pile of your certain favourite on the floor, as well as one that has found its way to your bed, and one to the top of your shelf (???).

Half of the plush have faces resembling skulls and you like these a bit more than the normal ones because
god fucking damn you are IN TOTAL LOVE WITH SKELETONS, and anything that possibly has something to do with them.
You find them to be very INTRIGUING, as you like to MARVEL AT their complexities every now and then. From this, you have taken a liking to DRAWING PEOPLE to attempt to PERFECT your knowledge on SKELETAL ANATOMY.

You like to watch movies when your list of things to do run BLANK, which happens quite a lot nowadays. You also like to play games, but you prefer to watch others play. Watching is pretty fun, you think. You like watching a lot of the time.

Your chumhandle is meticulousAnatomy, and it sounds pretty damn relevant to you, doesn’t it?

You have made it pretty clear that you like watching, but you have been watching the foggy nothingness outside your window for quite a while now, and it eventually started to bore you.

You figure you should move on to doing something else.

>Do something else.

Much better.

You guess you sort of lied about it being the most astonishing thing anyone could ever hear, though you think it should be high up there somewhere!

> Examine room.

Hm, pretty sure it wasn’t that elaborate.

> ==>

Here we have a young lady, currently standing in her room idling about in the most useless manner possible.

How about we do something very productive now, something that you should have done a decade and a half years ago, and officially give yourself the most astonishing name anyone’s ever heard?

> Enter name.

He is a mysterious enigma that everyone has made up at the same time in some magical turn of events. I don’t even know who you’re talking about.

He’ll probably show his face eventually. That kind of thing seems to happen a lot.

Oh hey this was completely unexpected!

Hehe, moving on.

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Seeing as there is only one girl left to go, there isn’t even any more need of this thing!

But it looks pretty fucking awesome so you use it anyways.

> Stop.

Funny, I was about to do the weekly apology and saw that my sister got there before me. Drat. At any rate, I do sincerely apologize for the lot of us, but as Dwes said, we’re all going through busy times of our lives. It just unfortunately had to all pile on at once with Dwes and me moving three states away, Trish and the Chrises having exams, and Devlin being a mysterious butt who probably also has finals to deal with.

We’ve got a goal for Entwisle to be done with all his work so he can finally finish his update, then we have to change our plan for the next person to update because of reasons and so that we can stop having hiatuses so often.

Hopefully it won’t be much longer after the next page is out for us to keep up a regular schedule (at least for the summer.) Should have Entwisle’s update finished by the end of next week. We are very sorry for the wait! We surely haven’t forgotten about this project and we do intend on seeing it through to the end even if it takes as long as Homestuck has. (Which would be so awesome, oh man!)

While we’ve been breaking, I’ve been working on future update stuff in my spare time, so that should speed up the process from now on! Hopefully soon we’ll be able to have some really neat stuff to show you! I’m going to spend my time studying FL studio and Flash while everyone else posts so I can try and bring you some awesome animations eventually! I seriously plan to make some stuff, though I assure you it can’t be as awesome as what Hussie has to offer—the man’s a wizard, I tell ya.

Anyway I’ve dragged this on long enough! Thank you for staying with us.

-PF (Kira)

But I didn’t expect to come back here to find that I was right when I thought that nobody posted anything, not even an APOLOGY since I moved!

Well either way, I (Dwes) moved, Kira’s gonna move, and I know some of the others got crazy shit going on.

BUT HEY! IT’S ALMOST MAY! So school should end soon! That’ll help with giving them time to write updates!

I also have a whole bunch of things I wanna do for Terrorstuck, and then I remember I have no talent for Flash, or Drawing, or Music…

Might try anyway, I dunno!

It’s just like, we have SO MUCH cool behind the scenes planning done that I wanna see it!! Every project I’m in is going slowly/on some weird hiatus, and it’s sad.

Well! I just decided I’ll have to spam Terrorbutts more then! I have an idea for something right now, even!

Well, I hope to see you all soon, with an update! I can’t control what everyone else does though. Myeh.

  - rainbowTerrestrial (Dwes)

No? Then how the hell are you following along? Using the wiki, are ya? Well, well. Fine then. But there’s no Terrorstuck wiki to do that with. Not now anyway… Hmm…

AHEM. Anyway, onto what this is actually about! I made a few minor changes to older posts and added an entire paragraph to PF’s intro page! So I’d suggest going back and reading to what we have so far.

This might be a thing I keep doing after so many updates or if things are magically decided behind the scenes and I want to throw in some super secret foreshadowing or something—but more likely than not, I’ll just be fixing grammar and making adjustments to panels.

So there you have it, some refreshed material to tide you over while you await new pages. Enjoy!

-PF (Kira)

P.S. If I do make other adjustments to older panels, I will notify you all using terrorbutts instead of making another post here.

>Chris: Be the other girl.

There was no update all along

Terrorstuck never existed it was never actually a fanventure, it was actually a sort of dolphin

you were fooled all along

(actually no ill be updating soon, i have the first workfree week ive had in like 5 weeks so woo)

-Chris/petrifyingGarbage

They are on their way and should appear later today. Those of you who have been waiting patiently, we thank you. Those of you who just started reading and are wondering what’s with all these random text posts, shhhh, be happy you didn’t have to wait.

With love, PF

OK SO

You’re pretty sure something stupid just happened, but you now have this oppurtunity to do that amazing thing, jesus it’s so amazing an-

One of your bros is pestering you.

God damn it you can never get anything done here

> Chris: Answer asshole bro.

ALRIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH OF THAT

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